bring your own condom

**Rocker123** · 06-01-17, 04:19

Cigs, wine, pizza, coffee, a 40watt light bulb, burger and chips..... oh..... and a small battered sausage ..... which I happened to have "on me" Lol

**Vitruvian** · 06-01-17, 08:28

Originally Posted by Stephanie

I have asked for oxtails

And stud-finder

Will exchange said stud finder for staple gun ?

Kinda, was hoping you had no need !!

ps : tails negotiable

**dob** · 06-01-17, 14:29

Condoms, wine, bottles water, non alcoholic beer, unpasteurised milk, light bulb,

**Playitsam** · 06-01-17, 20:25

A 6ft pine curtain pole and a drill was probably the most unusual.

**Clubcard** · 06-01-17, 20:29

I much prefer to bring something the girl actually wants/needs, instead of the unrequested flowers, chocs wine etc
I've been asked for the usual cigs, coffee wine etc
But the strangest requests have been coal and firelighters, apple turnover from lidl and a 99 ice cream.

One girl that has long since gone asked me to bring her car to the nct.

**tom sand** · 06-01-17, 20:38

Originally Posted by dob

Condoms, wine, bottles water, non alcoholic beer, unpasteurised milk, light bulb,

where did you find that dob ????
unpasteurised milk
the last time I came across that
I was a kid
at my friends house
and the tea
tasted funny

**Stephanie** · 06-01-17, 20:42

Originally Posted by Clubcard

I much prefer to bring something the girl actually wants/needs, instead of the unrequested flowers, chocs wine etc
I've been asked for the usual cigs, coffee wine etc
But the strangest requests have been coal and firelighters, apple turnover from lidl and a 99 ice cream.

One girl that has long since gone asked me to bring her car to the nct.

Oh would you please do that for me toooooo

! xxx

**Clubcard** · 06-01-17, 20:50

Originally Posted by Stephanie

Oh would you please do that for me toooooo

! xxx

No problem but your apt doesn't have an open fire.

**alcatel** · 06-01-17, 21:09

Originally Posted by johnb59

Just thinking back over my years of punting and this came too mind for some reason .I rang and escort to find out about availability and time, made arrangements then she asked me to bring the condoms !.
So just wondering what strange things have you been asked to bring?

Money.

Very strange.

**alcatel** · 06-01-17, 21:16

Originally Posted by tom sand

where did you find that dob ????
unpasteurised milk
the last time I came across that
I was a kid
at my friends house
and the tea
tasted funny

It's free, on tap out in the fields.
But watch out for the farmer and mind the bull.
Yes, always watch out for the bull;-)
And don't step in the shit.

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