bring your own condom

**annabela** · 05-01-17, 17:39

Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

You can ask me next time

i will for sure lol

**redforever** · 05-01-17, 17:43

Originally Posted by Loverboy38

The only thing I was ever asked to bring was mouth wash.The escort offered to pay for it.but been a gentleman I refused

Yeh expensive stuff that mouth wash

**whoseyourdaddy** · 05-01-17, 17:57

Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

Chicken Szechuan, fried rice and spring rolls.

You must have a hell of a punting bag

**xagerate** · 05-01-17, 18:00

My strangest request
(From a lady id never yet met....and only had a conversation with about directions etc)

"Hi baby,you are at the door?....where you parked?"

Around the corner across from the @#@#@ shop

"Its free parking there in another 5 minutes baby, If I throw down my keys will you move the @~@~ Audi to there if there is a free space?"

Ehhhh Ok, are you sure?

"Yes baby....just don't move the seat or mirrors please"

I felt like a horny ..............

And because im anal and a car geek ,we proceeded to have a conversation about why there was a fault light on her dash before I even got myself serviced

**philipkntz** · 05-01-17, 18:12

Credit but she wouldn't give me credit

**ilovepussy123** · 05-01-17, 18:25

Originally Posted by johnb59

Just thinking back over my years of punting and this came too mind for some reason .I rang and escort to find out about availability and time, made arrangements then she asked me to bring the condoms !.
So just wondering what strange things have you been asked to bring?

I was asked to bring a battered burger and chips and a small bottle of coke

**redforever** · 05-01-17, 18:28

Originally Posted by xagerate

My strangest request
(From a lady id never yet met....and only had a conversation with about directions etc)

"Hi baby,you are at the door?....where you parked?"

Around the corner across from the @#@#@ shop

"Its free parking there in another 5 minutes baby, If I throw down my keys will you move the @~@~ Audi to there if there is a free space?"

Ehhhh Ok, are you sure?

"Yes baby....just don't move the seat or mirrors please"

I felt like a horny ..............

And because im anal and a car geek ,we proceeded to have a conversation about why there was a fault light on her dash before I even got myself serviced

I bet you left a deposit on the front seat

**Jack Daniels n7** · 05-01-17, 20:09

Toilet rolls. !!

**Mister Anderson** · 05-01-17, 20:14

Originally Posted by whoseyourdaddy

You must have a hell of a punting bag

Nope, just a bad habit of asking anyone I'm going to see if they'd like me to pick them up something on the way. It's the efficiency fiend in me.

Tell you what though, you look a lot less suspicious walking into a place with a Chinese takeaway under one arm.

**anon361** · 05-01-17, 20:32

Cigarettes but on the flip side I have heard of clients asking the lady to order pizza to be there when they arrive

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