Originally Posted by
drbagehot
If Greek = Anal; Russian = Titty Wank,
What should Irish be?
Italian = She fucks you at your Mam's house
Spanish = She plays with your horn, then stabs you in the spine until you slowly die
English = She fucks you and takes your house
Finnish = Nobody fucks anyone. Nobody talks. You just get hammered.
Canadian = She fucks you, then apologises and gives you your money back.
Australian = You get lost in her bush when you go down under.
Israeli = Like an "English" but she also bulldozes your parents' house
Irish is three hail Marys and a confiteor thrown in for having had impure thoughts.
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.