lights are on but nobody home

[Mister Anderson]

Do you have an open base bed Mister Anderson? How soundly do you sleep? (I bet you don't sleep at all and still get up at 6.) I love calling you Mister Anderson.

I have an open based bed that I sleep in. I'm only human. I slept remarkably well last Friday night

[xagerate]

Thought this was another Donald Dump thread

[IrishSarahBarra]

Oh really, I didn't sleep at all, read every single one of your posts while planning my next move.

[Mister Anderson]

Oh really, I didn't sleep at all, read every single one of your posts while planning my next move.

Good God, all of them? You must think I'm a maniac

Did you finish your planning? Will it be a surprise? And will I have any say in it?

[IrishSarahBarra]

I like that you'd be the maniac. Very little say but your still the boss. It's called topping from the bottom. Planning is the devil's work. I'll surprise the fuck out of the both of us. No one will see it coming.

[Mister Anderson]

I like that you'd be the maniac. Very little say but your still the boss. It's called topping from the bottom. Planning is the devil's work. I'll surprise the fuck out of the both of us. No one will see it coming.

Topping from the bottom ... sounds about right actually. Whatever you want to call it, I like it and I want more. I've never had a Christmas present that surprised the fuck out of me, Santa must have me on his 'nice' list this year for a change.

Fuck it, I won't be able to sleep now

[Mister Anderson]

Jammy bastard. Do you offer lessons in topping from the bottom?

Hah

Nope. I'm not the teacher, doc, I'm the student.

[Dr. John]

Near 2 years member and havent reviews? And do you think some girl go to waste hers time taking your call at this time on 24th December? lol

I fully agree, most countries in Europe celebrate Christmas at 6 pm on 24th. It's not a time for entertaining clients!!

[Barney Rubble]

I fully agree, most countries in Europe celebrate Christmas at 6 pm on 24th. It's not a time for entertaining clients!!

Ah right, that's why earlier a lady said she was busy. Gave me the address first but no house number but when I got there she said text her but she replied that she was busy. Wouldn't mind but this was 5 minutes after the first phone call. Ah no matter, Happy Christmas girl :-)

[Mister Anderson]

Ah right, that's why earlier a lady said she was busy. Gave me the address first but no house number but when I got there she said text her but she replied that she was busy. Wouldn't mind but this was 5 minutes after the first phone call. Ah no matter, Happy Christmas girl :-)

Tried 4 different numbers in Cork earlier with no success. And that was after two profiles I had my eye on disappeared. Decided to have a beer instead.

There's a weird fish taste off the beer.