A few years ago, visiting a lady in Portlaoise, i asked was she handy to the train station, she said yes, that she travelled there by train herself. I arrived at the train station and phoned her again to be told that I needed to get a taxi, she said there were always taxis in the train station when she travelled there but that didn't work for me. Told me to wait a few minutes and there should be one.
Half an hour later a taxi pulled in, phoned her again for destination, she ate me for wasting her time and that I already owed her for half an hour. I told her that if that was her attitude, that I was taking the next train out of there.
Instead I made a booking with another escort that was only a few minutes walk from the train station, had a pleasant appointment and when I was leaving, I enquired if she knew the other lady. Turned out that she was in the next room.
My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
So I packed up all her clothes
And left.