Sadly my touring days ended with the ending of the age of steam but I do the odd in call mainly as I said to ease my numerous ailments and it’s a real pain for my clients to get past security at my nursing home now that they know what my game is. Pics are of course real only my avatar doesn’t really do me justice because its my mugshot from when I got busted for soliciting at that old age rally back when the budget was announced. My first photo shoot was back in the days when you had to stay still for an hour so I am far from a clock watcher. In fact I can’t even see the clock anymore and have to ask the client what time it is and I have a sneaking suspicion they don’t always tell the truth.
activities are all inclusive and game for anything but bondage is out as I might need to get to my medications/inhaler/defibrillator likety split. I do seem to have cornered the market with my gum technique. Some things the youngun’s just can’t do until they get to my age. Discretion is assured as my memory’s not was it was so won’t know you from a hole in the wall an hour later and I do take text messages on account of being a bit deaf so either text or shout at the top of your voice to avoid disappointment. Rates are 7 and 6 for a half hour and 2 guineas for the hour. Can do overnights if you don’t mind sharing the bed pan. All in all us oap’s have a lot of advantages over these whipper snapper escorts.