weird habit?

[DollyDarling]

Old hef probably sees that much tits and ass that he could'nt give a shit any more.

When you're surrounded by that much of a good thing it looses it's novelty value. Poor bastard probably cant even get it up any more.......he just looks at it every day to bring back fond memories.

The second Viagra was released on the market, Hugh was given it as a gift from a friend, he had been dealing with limpys for quite some time.... and Viagra was his answer to prayer, as he was not able to get it up (for quite some time) for those falsey titted babes.

[RicFlair]

I have a habit of pulling my mickey in front of the TV, as I'm single have my own place I've my own space though a few times just as I was about to ejaculate the fucking coalman or some cunt selling something knocks on the door , its usually brought on by watching women modelling underwear or some celebrity dressing sexy on the TV that Tyra Banks one I drop my pants straightaway start pulling, this is causing me sleepless nights Do ye think its weird do I need help, opinions pls

Its soooooo not a weird habit. Infact if you weren't pulling at it infront of the telly watching hot ladies all on your lonesome then you would have a problem.

[DollyDarling]

Is that Dolly isnt there to give it a nice suck for ya.

[LLAMEDOS]

I'm way past all that vanilla stuff.

Try watching "Last of the summer wine" or "east enders" they talk about sex all the time, dirty bastards.

Last week Farmers Weekly had a special on ploughing your field - jesus I shot me load about 5 times and was sore for a month, but oh oh oh, here I go again

That blonde news reader on rte gets me going as well - she only has to say "downturn" and I have an upturn, oh hoh oh oh oh oh yessssssssssssss

How about the RTE Weather-girl, the one with blonde tresses like a Lions mane,does she have that look about her or what ? --- I heard her predict once that we were in for a
" Dirty night" !! --- well that done it for me. -- poor Mickey !

[farmer]

i used to lie up in front of the tv wanking like mad, pulling me ol micky and firing loads into tissues

then one day i,d the wonderful idea of turning the tv on

what a difference that made

[sexyfukka]

i used to lie up in front of the tv wanking like mad, pulling me ol micky and firing loads into tissues

then one day i,d the wonderful idea of turning the tv on

what a difference that made

and stated jerkin in front of glenroe