How do you pick and book a girl?

[Epsilon]

I think this is the website mentioed in our local paper. anyway, how do you book one of these girls to come out to visit you? I,m looking for a girl to come out and show us the joys of spring, so to speak. i,d like her to do a bit of work round the place for i need a hand cleaning the kitchen, the tables bogging; and a bit of ironing done and calves fed and tidying the yard and stuff. i see these girls offer time and companionship but i dont want a lazy loafer townie. Anyone any recomendation? also is ther a site where you can buy a wife from russia?

Hey farmer. I think this is the site your looking for.
www.wivesforuglylazyfuckers.com
they should be able to help you.

[wiseone]

epsilon!

none of this thread is that funny, but your response, to me, appears needlessly
abusive, but then again i am not irish and i do not use alcohol.

why not talk here as one would publicly. there are many here that love to stick a one line boot in and run off - are they bullys?

a bad place to be!

w

[Epsilon]

epsilon!

none of this thread is that funny, but your response, to me, appears needlessly
abusive, but then again i am not irish and i do not use alcohol.

why not talk here as one would publicly. there are many here that love to stick a one line boot in and run off - are they bullys?

a bad place to be!

w

Wise one... Do you know the Five Lamps?

[wiseone]

hi epilson!

i do not know the five lamps.

w

[roryman]

hi epilson!

i do not know the five lamps.

w

Do you know the 3 lamps and the fountain?

[farmer]

Hey farmer. I think this is the site your looking for.
www.wivesforuglylazyfuckers.com
they should be able to help you.

jasus there mus be none left. you,d think a man like me with a big farm o land would be a big catch.

is there any links that work for boys like me?

[Epsilon]

jasus there mus be none left. you,d think a man like me with a big farm o land would be a big catch.

is there any links that work for boys like me?

My advice to you would be to use the Google.. you can find all sorts there.. Or maybe even ebay... you just never know what you can get on there... and cheap ( Cavan mens favourite word)....
Wouldnt ask Anna S.. she's a great girl but she's not very domesticated... that girl has even burned water.
I'll keep a look out for internet brides for ye tho....
Keep Up the good work

[Epsilon]

Check this site out... you might get lucky.

Find International Dating & Foreign Women at InternationalCupid.com

[farmer]

My advice to you would be to use the Google.. you can find all sorts there.. Or maybe even ebay... you just never know what you can get on there... and cheap ( Cavan mens favourite word)....
Wouldnt ask Anna S.. she's a great girl but she's not very domesticated... that girl has even burned water.
I'll keep a look out for internet brides for ye tho....
Keep Up the good work

this lassie anna has sent me a pm saying she was a good worker on her grannys farm milking the heifers and the billy goats; and will come on an outcall with her welly boots and her blue boilersuit. i hope shes a big strapping lassie with all her own teeth for theyre the best in the hay stack as well as the hay field. hardy har har

anyhows this google thing? where do you search for google

[Epsilon]

this lassie anna has sent me a pm saying she was a good worker on her grannys farm milking the heifers and the billy goats; and will come on an outcall with her welly boots and her blue boilersuit. i hope shes a big strapping lassie with all her own teeth for theyre the best in the hay stack as well as the hay field. hardy har har

anyhows this google thing? where do you search for google

If you click on this link.. www.altvista.com and type in google you should be able to find it. Just make sure that you have a computer and it is connected to the interweb first. other wise it takes ages....
Best of luck with the Anna thing.