How do you pick and book a girl?

[annasavicha]

My advice to you would be to use the Google.. you can find all sorts there.. Or maybe even ebay... you just never know what you can get on there... and cheap ( Cavan mens favourite word)....
Wouldnt ask Anna S.. she's a great girl but she's not very domesticated... that girl has even burned water.
I'll keep a look out for internet brides for ye tho....
Keep Up the good work

Epsi........You re dissappointing me.........
I tought u know me better.

What about my all cooked soups 4am in the mnorning for all chatroom and my sybirskie pelmens????

Ok,i burned scone in microwave..................

Country side don't need microwave.........

[annasavicha]

if i booked this annay savicha to come up to cavan would i have to pay her her bus money too or can i take it out of her wages?

Firstly i am not 'this'
Secondly i am Anna
Thirdly my name and surname has to be written with capitals

And lastly as a bonus i could teach u some communication skills with ladies and manners.

And maybe to dance too(both for free)

[annasavicha]

this lassie anna has sent me a pm saying she was a good worker on her grannys farm milking the heifers and the billy goats; and will come on an outcall with her welly boots and her blue boilersuit. i hope shes a big strapping lassie with all her own teeth for theyre the best in the hay stack as well as the hay field. hardy har har

anyhows this google thing? where do you search for google

Yep,guys,i m going over........
I love countryside.


Farmer,u can buy gooogle in the shop.

[annasavicha]

i tried that but all i got was this Directory Listing Denied every bloody time and i dont think its cos the receptions bad in co cavan so i must need a licence or something

anyhows i need a lassie escort for a 4 hour outcall tonight. she,ll have to make do with a quickie for i need her to drive a tankerfull of "diesel" up over the border tonight. i,ll pay her if she gets home successfully

Maybe i can bring along my friend-she can b receptionist...........and sort out the reception in your country house in Cavan.

[carlos marvado]

Maybe i can bring along my friend-she can b receptionist...........and sort out the reception in your country house in Cavan.

Anna, if this guy is from Cavan, I would'nt count on getting any money out of him. The Cavan men are tighter than a duck's arse.......in fact it would be much easier to f**k a duck's arse.

Cavan is the only county in the Republic of Ireland where shopkeepers still accept the old irish punt......because they knew it would take decades for the auld farmers to finally clear the staches under their beds.

[farmer]

Maybe i can bring along my friend-she can b receptionist...........and sort out the reception in your country house in Cavan.

ANNA SAVAGE, wow! Be jasus boyz alive, i,ve never seen a lassie with a dress on before and youre a quare ol eyefull, bring your girly friend up to the farm, there a receptionist job at the kitchen sink :hardy har har cool: can you drive a tractor as good as you look? thats a chat up line that never fails up in co cavan

[experienced punter]

Jasus boy, youre quare an lucky. C,mere, would she mind being married to both of us ex p? That roxy driver, got HGV and 2CV mixed up, nearly caused a disaster but luckily we dumped the tanker load into the Shannon river, so no harm done. How little do you get away with paying your doormat?

I gave her an hour off & what does she do? log onto EI (she loves this place) sees your original post & challenges me about she possibly having a better time leaving me & working for you Fucking cheek of her I refurbished the outside shed for her where she lives recently thats the thanks I get, I'm taking away the new mattress I bought her for the shed now shes gonna sleep on the hard floor tonight as a penalty dont wanna give her bad habits.....

[farmer]

Anna, if this guy is from Cavan, I would'nt count on getting any money out of him. The Cavan men are tighter than a duck's arse.......in fact it would be much easier to f**k a duck's arse.

be jasus boyz, you know you can get your finger up a ducks arse just when it skitters, but only if youre quack.

[diddlydoo]

Oh Lord Jazus , it get's better all de time buh I don't tink Anna S get's de drift , she's not from County Cyaaahvan .

[annasavicha]

Anna, if this guy is from Cavan, I would'nt count on getting any money out of him. The Cavan men are tighter than a duck's arse.......in fact it would be much easier to f**k a duck's arse.

Cavan is the only county in the Republic of Ireland where shopkeepers still accept the old irish punt......because they knew it would take decades for the auld farmers to finally clear the staches under their beds.

Carlos,i don't want that money,i m just outta curiousity about fu6king that ducks arse