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  1. Default How does my wife make money from sex??

    My wife is very interested in sex and very interested in making lots of money easily, she has a body, face and mind for it, she has already got a job "dancing" ie fucking for 2 weeks in the summer in Tenerife, but how does she make this a more permanent income?

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    Default dragon's den

    I've always had this great idea, but knew it was a recession-based product:

    a quiet allyway with at least one 6ft fence.

    a drill, 50mm drill bit.

    i will drill holes at dick level, some arrows and rates displayed etc

    i look for staff.

    I believe this is a great idea, cos for 20 a guy gets relief, and i am left free to hire all

    types, even hims (many unemployed)

    any questions?

    best to pm cv's etc

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    Thumbs up It s runner...

    Limited initial investment

    Low running costs

    Huge franchise potential

    Just some concerns before I investÖ.

    What is the wall made of?

    If itís timber there might be splinter issues and health and safety is a priority to avoid costly court cases that will eat into profit margins.

    If its concrete then is the wall cavity block or 4 inch solid as if cavity then it will be 9 inch's thick and that means losing 99% of potential customers and only the trousers snakes will be catered for.

    Will the holes be placed at varying heights for varying statures?

    Do you have exclusive ownership of the patents and intellectual rights?

    Subject to these Iím in but will want 20% equity of the company. I have contacts in this field and can put you in contact with the inventor of a pine cone butt plug that maybe could be incorporated into your idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wiseone View Post
    I've always had this great idea, but knew it was a recession-based product:

    a quiet allyway with at least one 6ft fence.

    a drill, 50mm drill bit.

    i will drill holes at dick level, some arrows and rates displayed etc

    i look for staff.

    I believe this is a great idea, cos for 20 a guy gets relief, and i am left free to hire all

    types, even hims (many unemployed)

    any questions?

    best to pm cv's etc
    Remember Porkies film? yer one pull the guys mickey when he put it in the hole in the bathroom & wouldn't let go nah too risky for me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    Remember Porkies film? yer one pull the guys mickey when he put it in the hole in the bathroom & wouldn't let go nah too risky for me!
    I agree. The risk is too high v the reward. Also the fact tht there are a growing number of unemployed crack whores in the city, both male and female you wud be unsure exactly wht was on the other end of you mickey.

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    Iím sure that wiseone would have vetted any and all service providers and certificates would be prominently placed on the customer side of the wall along with a free phone number to ring with any concerns or complaints and for minimal extra charge an intercom can be provided to allay any fears the service provider is indeed female/maleÖ

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    Default sexy wife and earning too! any sisters?

    this is stating the obvious, but could your wife take up escorting. irish birds are popular

    and there is an opening for them! no pun intended.

    best wishes!

    w

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    lol @ the tags for this topic.

    This topic made me horny and I don't know why exactly.

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    Default opening day

    Greetings!

    we are pleased to announce that the above facility will open at 10am on 16/03/09 off

    lower baggot st.

    Mary Harney TD has agreed to open the 'spa' for us. She said she would be interested in

    seeing the operation 'behind the scenes'. yeah we're thinkin' that too but we could'nt

    afford her, not yet!

    w
    Last edited by wiseone; 13-03-09 at 20:44.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    Limited initial investment

    Low running costs

    Huge franchise potential

    Just some concerns before I investÖ.

    What is the wall made of?

    If itís timber there might be splinter issues and health and safety is a priority to avoid costly court cases that will eat into profit margins.

    If its concrete then is the wall cavity block or 4 inch solid as if cavity then it will be 9 inch's thick and that means losing 99% of potential customers and only the trousers snakes will be catered for.

    Will the holes be placed at varying heights for varying statures?

    Do you have exclusive ownership of the patents and intellectual rights?

    Subject to these Iím in but will want 20% equity of the company. I have contacts in this field and can put you in contact with the inventor of a pine cone butt plug that maybe could be incorporated into your idea.

    LOL - its always the details with you QPH!

    God help us if you had, had a say in the ARK or the Titantic, or the Trojan Horse.

    We wouldnt have any epic stories left

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