If you are Obsessive Compulsive , press 1 repeatedly.
If you are Co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have Multiple Personalities, press 3, 4, 5 & 6.
If you are Paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are Delusional, press 7, and you call will be transferred to the Mother Ship.
If you are Schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are Dyslexic, press 96969696969696.
If you have a Nervous Disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have Amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mother's and grandmothers' maiden names.
If you have Post-traumatic Stress Disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
If you have Bi-polar Disorder, please leave a message after the beep.
Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have Short Term Memory Loss, please try your call again later.
If you have Low Self Esteem, please hang up. All our operators are far too busy to talk to you.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
please be aware we may record this for training purpuses, press 3 and jack off as soon as possible
Your all so cunting helpful
Liberty Love (28-10-16)
I'd say there is a bit of a process to go through to get a Premium Number set up.
Look at these links. I am not sure if they are what you are looking for.
http://www.citizensinformation.ie/en..._services.html
http://www.comreg.ie/
I hope they are helpful to you............... I mean you friend.
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Rock
Last edited by Rocker123; 28-10-16 at 01:08.
Paypal is your best way! It's instant transfer and confirmation of receipt of payment. takes two mins and once cleared, you can chat to your hearts content by mobile to mobile. If credit is a problem, have him ring you.
I've enjoyed phone sex before, it's different but still fun. My fantasy is to have a phone session with an escort who i've arrange to meet the next day. The anticipation built up by the phone session would make it incredible!
Liberty Love (28-10-16)
A Good question and the answer is that it probably is legal. What exactly constitutes a sexual act has been considered a lot in various courts around the world. The fundamental point appears to be if there is no physical contact between
two parties normally a sexual act is deemed not to have taken place. So for example going lap dancing is generally legal unless you go into a private area and have your genitals stimulated which would constitute a sex act. Also if you are in a private area
while watching somebody perform a sexual act e.g. playing with a dildo and you then masturbate this possibly would amount to a sexual act. I am not sure if their is any jurisprudence relating to the legality of phone sex but I think it would be very difficult to convict the parties involved under the terms of any existing or proposed legislation.