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    Quote Originally Posted by dob View Post
    A talking porno, surely
    Interactive ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by tinytimintipp View Post
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    please be aware we may record this for training purpuses, press 3 and jack off as soon as possible

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    Your all so cunting helpful

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    Quote Originally Posted by annabel taylor View Post
    Your all so cunting helpful
    that premium number shit is a complete rip off, why not mobile to mobile, or face time ??,

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    Quote Originally Posted by tinytimintipp View Post
    that premium number shit is a complete rip off, why not mobile to mobile, or face time ??,
    Because my friend looking for a method to get payment directly
    Phone credit only so much u need vast majority top up online
    Any ideas are appreciated except the first 11 odd answers they where useless

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    Quote Originally Posted by annabel taylor View Post
    Because my friend looking for a method to get payment directly
    Phone credit only so much u need vast majority top up online
    Any ideas are appreciated except the first 11 odd answers they where useless
    i think your friend kno,s more about getting payment directly than we do,,

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    I'd say there is a bit of a process to go through to get a Premium Number set up.

    Look at these links. I am not sure if they are what you are looking for.

    http://www.citizensinformation.ie/en..._services.html

    http://www.comreg.ie/

    I hope they are helpful to you............... I mean you friend.

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    Paypal is your best way! It's instant transfer and confirmation of receipt of payment. takes two mins and once cleared, you can chat to your hearts content by mobile to mobile. If credit is a problem, have him ring you.

    I've enjoyed phone sex before, it's different but still fun. My fantasy is to have a phone session with an escort who i've arrange to meet the next day. The anticipation built up by the phone session would make it incredible!

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    A Good question and the answer is that it probably is legal. What exactly constitutes a sexual act has been considered a lot in various courts around the world. The fundamental point appears to be if there is no physical contact between
    two parties normally a sexual act is deemed not to have taken place. So for example going lap dancing is generally legal unless you go into a private area and have your genitals stimulated which would constitute a sex act. Also if you are in a private area
    while watching somebody perform a sexual act e.g. playing with a dildo and you then masturbate this possibly would amount to a sexual act. I am not sure if their is any jurisprudence relating to the legality of phone sex but I think it would be very difficult to convict the parties involved under the terms of any existing or proposed legislation.

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