I need a secretary

**philipkntz** · 24-10-16, 19:34

Originally Posted by SophieX

I think from reading his post he means you asking for references or whatever.

jeez, he wouldn't want to try get a booking with me....

I phoned you once and decided we were incompatible and would never copulate. Nothing to do with references or personality but your voice did nothing for me and whatever way I'm wired, voice is very important to achieving and maintaining blood flow to my small brain.

**KnickerSnifferDublin2016** · 24-10-16, 19:38

Originally Posted by philipkntz

I phoned you once and decided we were incompatible and would never copulate. Nothing to do with references or personality but your voice did nothing for me and whatever way I'm wired, voice is very important to achieving and maintaining blood flow to my small brain.

I love Sophies voice very sexy. Much posher than I expected. I can see her doing phone sex in her 70's when she is retired in spain.

**David Feckem** · 25-10-16, 10:07

Originally Posted by philipkntz

I phoned you once and decided we were incompatible and would never copulate.

**philipkntz** · 25-10-16, 09:45

Originally Posted by SophieX

Least you got through....

Yes. Now that you mention it, the phone was answered rather professionally.
Maybe it was your secretary I was speaking to?

**philipkntz** · 25-10-16, 10:19

Originally Posted by SophieX

defo not me then, it was probably Nora or Betty, depending on what day you rang.....

So either your secretary or your p1mp.

**willie wacker** · 25-10-16, 10:20

Originally Posted by SophieX

defo not me then, it was probably Nora or Betty, depending on what day you rang.....

Yes Nora would make a great Secretary

**willie wacker** · 25-10-16, 10:38

Originally Posted by SophieX

That could be mistaken for me first thing in the morning....

Betty's working for me today, i hope she answers to you lovely gents, good luck

This Betty I see

**gillyland** · 25-10-16, 12:06

secretary doesn't have the same ring to it, I quit reading when Pimp was removed from here

**mellors** · 24-10-16, 19:44

Originally Posted by moonlightbeauty

true..best post ever

One of the best threads for ages, made me laugh..its good to have a rant once in a while..timewasters and these assholes would drive me crazy too if i was an escort, id be done for GBH on the first day.
Nice avatar by the way

**xagerate** · 25-10-16, 20:08

Originally Posted by annabel taylor

To answer my phone...

If one more person calls me or texts me how much what u look likey friend gave me the number I'm actually going cause red fuckin murder

Some friends here a hooker number... One who curvier so u want to see pics really one who charges twice as much as the norm girl in this town
The line can u do any better ya I can not hang up and call u a prick

Drive u to drink

Where have decent guys gone all hanging with the friend who gives out hookers numbers without Info

Good glory I'm wasting my time and my youth tolerating these fuckin morons

And to cunts sending stupid message pretending wrong number do u think I'm going be like o my let's ride him for fee or the one tool sending me retarded I love u and then die whore texts off what 5 different numbers

Go fuck yourself

What the fuck happened to call girl go to girl psy girl shag girl

Cunts everybody

I'm going for a bath glass of wine and I plan to see how long this battery on my vibrator lasts

Anyone wanting a legitimate booking paying my fee text me

Otherwise go fuck yourself cunts

They never even asked "are you open"

Calm down

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