I'm pretty much in the same situation as the banks Epsilon......I need to be bailed out. The bottom fell out of the market last year....because the feckin pine cones kept falling out of the client's bottoms.

Then some unscrupulous rival claimed that they were all recycled and therefore not fresh, as I was claiming. But I got hold of the blaggard and stuffed him at both ends.....on the cheap as I did'nt have any lube with me on that occasion. Have to say, that even I would'nt recommend them without the lube.

But ebay is a great idea Brother Epsilon.....sure it's only full of arseholes who'll buy anything.