There once was a punter called.......

[rover]

There once was a Punter called Rover,
That liked to lick girls all over

His favourite girl was called Clover
Whom he loved to Bend Over

She gave him a wank and then a good spank
Until he came all over her

There once was a girl called Sexonleg (no 's')
to suck Rovers' cock she did beg.
Being rather fussy,
he first licked her pussy.
Then she did swallow all his cum,
then as a reward he licked her bum.


There was a little house and it had a little door,
I knocked on the knocker, on two three four.
Out came a slut, looking rather dizzy,
and do you know who it was? it was our dear L----.