anon361 (02-10-16)
Q: How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A: Call her and tell her.
anon361 (03-10-16), thumbles (04-10-16), willie wacker (03-10-16)
She said two wrongs don't make a right.
He said I know, look at your parents.
Rachel Divine (03-10-16)
A couple were lying in bed after the first time they had sex.
He said, "Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly."
She said, "Well, you succeeded."
Last edited by AbidingPond; 03-10-16 at 17:37.
lildick (03-10-16), LuckyLu (03-10-16), Rachel Divine (03-10-16), willie wacker (03-10-16)
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman says, "I'll miss you.
" WE ARE CONNACHT "
Rachel Divine (03-10-16)
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
" WE ARE CONNACHT "
Rachel Divine (03-10-16), thumbles (04-10-16)
He said- "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
She said - "That's a good idea.! You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and snore."
" WE ARE CONNACHT "
Rachel Divine (03-10-16), thumbles (04-10-16)
He said.. Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said.. I would, but you're never there.
lildick (03-10-16), TheNightShift (03-10-16), thumbles (04-10-16), willie wacker (03-10-16)
He said : I think it time for bed
She said: don't forget to kiss the nice lady before you go to bed because to night she all mine
He said: good night