There Once Was An Escort.....

[annasavicha]

There was a girl called Anna,
I'd just love to give her my Banana,
But i'm afraid if it broke,
she just might choke,
and i'd then be the one called anna

You naughty boy anon
You can't pick on Anna
I ll give her a tampon
Instead of banana
To keep you quiet and nice and calm
That we can enjoy you like wounds enjoy balm

[LLAMEDOS]

A money grabbing escort named Sue,
once filled her Vagina with glue,
she said with a grin,
"since they pay to get in,
they can pay to get out of it too"!!

[Liz McDonald]

There once was an escort called Lizzy
Who came on here and got herself in a right tizzy

She thought causing drama would impress
And cause Irish men to want her to undress

But it didn't work and her phone still isn't very busy

I see on her website she's advertising going to Dubai soon. I thought she would be coming to Ireland for Paddies Day seeing as she spends so much time with the pickies. Where did she get that word from I never heard it before she said it. Anyhow she's charging the equivalent of 500 euro an hour. She so looks out of place advertised with those sexy young elite VIP escorts. Who in their right mind would pay that sort of money never mind 50 cents to see the her

Me thinks she's not going there but just put the ad up to annoy the pickies. How much is is for an ad on those type of sites by btw.

Independent Dubai Escorts

[Liz McDonald]

Hey theres also a bad client section. We all know how discreet she is :

http://www.independentdubaiescorts.com/bad-clients.htm

[rover]

A money grabbing escort named Sue,
once filled her Vagina with glue,
she said with a grin,
"since they pay to get in,
they can pay to get out of it too"!!

There is a Goddess who has me in bits (you know whats cumming next)
I'd dearly love to suck her big tits.
I must make a point to stay in her good grace,
because I'd love her to sit on my face.
Finally, when I cum up from Co. Louth,
I'd love her to piss in my mouth.

(Hope that wasn't too vulgar).

[experienced punter]

There once was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in his cave
You must admit
She smelled like shit
But imagine the money he saved

[experienced punter]

There once was an escort from Crewe
Who said as the Bishop withdrew
The Vicar is slicker
and quicker and thicker
and 12 inches longer than you

[experienced punter]

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
She laid on her back
Opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling

[LLAMEDOS]

So that saggy arse slapper called Liz,
plans to go to Dubai on "business",
dunno what she`s in mind
cos Arabs aint blind
and they`ll give her a bit of a miss.

Liz will return all down in the mouth
hopefully though not to County Louth,
She will be wondering why
nobody gave her a try
cos her titties and bum have gone South !

In an effort to restore her pride,
She`ll attempt her wrinkles to hide,
but its not her skin
or her anger within
tis her Fanny that is just too wide. -- he he !