Whilst banging that slapper Liz Hilton
a punter said "Wow you`ve a tight un",
she replied "Pardon my soul,
cos your up the wrong hole
but there is plenty of room in the right one" !
Whilst banging that slapper Liz Hilton
a punter said "Wow you`ve a tight un",
she replied "Pardon my soul,
cos your up the wrong hole
but there is plenty of room in the right one" !
There once was an escort called Pat
Who woke up one morn and said drat
I’ll pack in this shite and start me own site
Will it work? she thought feck it it might.
There once was an escort called Lizzy
Who talked loadsa bullshit till she got dizzy
She was banned off site as a bigmouthed bitch
And reading all her shite gents gave her a ditch
Her 'wonder worked out' quite,
as she ate her own shite
and no one want to shag her ever since.........
...........not that there was a big queue anyway
I m still lurking sometimes ;-)
Liz Hiltons son who is named Kent,
has a penis so long that its bent,
to save him the trouble,
he shoved it in double,
but instead of coming he went !
Keep em coming folks
tis good fer stimulating the "grey matter".
There was a girl called Anna,
I'd just love to give her my Banana,
But i'm afraid if it broke,
she just might choke,
and i'd then be the one called anna
I m not a deaf man who likes her rhymesOriginally Posted by LLAMEDOS
Jees Anna,only a deaf man would appreciate your "Poetry",
and it is known as a "Limerick".------
Like this ----
It`s to an "eXcort" named Patricia Albright,
that we give thanks for this wonderful site,
but guys oh what a dream
if it was her we could cream,
and cuddle Pats Booty all night !
But not being deaf aint much of a crime
I red her post for her being Anna
If she broke your ears,i ll hand u a hamma'..............
You can finish her job and and work on your ears
Then enjoy her poetry and dry happiness tears
Idea was cool and trying was good
Seems this lady is in a business mood
Don't spend your time here reading her lines
And leaving in her book some criticism stains
Visit this lady and make yourself sure
that judging by poetry u get impression poor
No need for her language while making A love
Cant guys once get it or they re too slow?????
Hello dear Anna You Have same name
So i love Your poetry and no one can blame
If i read your lines and find them cute
Dont worry for others they sound like flute
My ears not deaf and neither are broken
Just some of the people need to be woken
When they can use language that we are using
Than they get rights for what they accusing.
Just somehow i cant get some of the facts
Where has dissappeared good,old tact
If some of them cant speak in language their own
Who picking on foreigners make themself clowns
If irish residents is picking on our english skills
They need learn own language and take a chill pill
I m still lurking sometimes ;-)
A money grabbing escort named Sue,
once filled her Vagina with glue,
she said with a grin,
"since they pay to get in,
they can pay to get out of it too"!!
I see on her website she's advertising going to Dubai soon. I thought she would be coming to Ireland for Paddies Day seeing as she spends so much time with the pickies. Where did she get that word from I never heard it before she said it. Anyhow she's charging the equivalent of 500 euro an hour. She so looks out of place advertised with those sexy young elite VIP escorts. Who in their right mind would pay that sort of money never mind 50 cents to see the her
Me thinks she's not going there but just put the ad up to annoy the pickies. How much is is for an ad on those type of sites by btw.
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I'm the real Liz, Queen of Soaps!!! Fancy a Hot Pot with Liz, have a good lick yummy!!!