Escorts carbon footprint

[WatWatWat]

Must be pretty big all that touring. Towel and bedding washing

How can we make a greener escort?

And that's before you take greenhouse gases into consideration.
Read somewhere that you could power a city the size of Dublin on escort methane emissions.

[mellors]

Yep.those emissions from fanny farts build up.
And what about all the candles burnt by escorts , the effect on the ozone layer is massive.

[bedders1]

actually latex and lambskin condoms are bio degradeable