Dolly, there is an old saying or seanfocal in Irish. It goes something like this......
"Nil aon Thontine mar do hThontine fein".
Translated into English, it means...."There's no backside/arse like your own backside/arse".
I'm not quite sure about the spelling....but I'm sure Highway or Anon would be able to give you an exact version.
You could also change it to "Nil aon Thontine mar mo hThontine fein" and use it as your Irish slogan. It would be great for drumming up the business in the Gaeltacht areas.