Most off putting escort!!

**annabel taylor** · 24-09-16, 21:38

Originally Posted by zilch

School teacher ask my lad for a sentence with contagious.

He says. My neighbour was painting his house with a toothbrush and my dad said it would take the contagious.

to

The word escorts and contagious really should not be used together

**Barney Rubble** · 24-09-16, 21:39

Originally Posted by redforever

Mmmmmm bramley apple pies mmmmmm

Armagh Bramley Apples are the best :-).

**Marker222** · 24-09-16, 21:57

Originally Posted by Clueless

What attributes, words or deeds would put you off an escort..

Dropping the hand to find a penis !

**Mister Anderson** · 24-09-16, 22:07

Originally Posted by Marker222

Dropping the hand to find a penis !

Hate when that happens. One of these days I'll drop the hand and discover my penis is gone.

**Marker222** · 24-09-16, 22:09

Originally Posted by Irish Josephine

Did you?

I know a man in Belfast swears the lady was a man but he was in for one service and not allowed to touch, I think he is slightly perturbed lol

So did you?

Thankfully never

**TheNightShift** · 24-09-16, 22:26

Thread closed.
Selene

**LuckyLu** · 25-09-16, 09:42

I am leaving this thread closed.

Maybe we could try with some more positive content for a change?
As in what do you like in an escort?

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