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    Default Howard! Please do my girlfriend

    Got chatting to a couple who sent on more pictures, she is hot, late twenties they are but she now want me to visit them and fu*k her while her boyfriend watches as he gets a big thrill out of it watching another man drill his woman (her words not mine). He likes to clean up afterwards, I said he's a strange one yer man as what man does the hoovering after sex

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    You want to be careful with that.

    Been there and done that, and it seems like a great idea to all involved until jealousy is felt.
    Then it can turn ugly.

    Thinking something and doing it are often different things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by howardsteele View Post
    Got chatting to a couple who sent on more pictures, she is hot, late twenties they are but she now want me to visit them and fu*k her while her boyfriend watches as he gets a big thrill out of it watching another man drill his woman (her words not mine). He likes to clean up afterwards, I said he's a strange one yer man as what man does the hoovering after sex
    When she says he likes to clean up after it she probably means dispose of your body properly

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    Quote Originally Posted by howardsteele View Post
    Got chatting to a couple who sent on more pictures, she is hot, late twenties they are but she now want me to visit them and fu*k her while her boyfriend watches as he gets a big thrill out of it watching another man drill his woman (her words not mine). He likes to clean up afterwards, I said he's a strange one yer man as what man does the hoovering after sex
    Howard man you have got some stories to tell. I give you that.
    I am reading you and realising how plain and simple my live is...
    hats to you.

    PS. a content writer's career, maybe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyLu View Post
    Howard man you have got some stories to tell. I give you that.
    I am reading you and realising how plain and simple my live is...
    hats to you.

    PS. a content writer's career, maybe?
    I would have said a good imagination
    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” - Oscar Wilde

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyLu View Post
    Howard man you have got some stories to tell. I give you that.
    I am reading you and realising how plain and simple my live is...
    hats to you.

    PS. a content writer's career, maybe?
    When I saw the words plain and simple I thought to myself . . .

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    In my gaff its - doing the hoovering=brownie points=sex

    Hate hoovering so thankfully I can always see an escort.

    See. Who would have thought an escort also helps me get out of the household chores
    Last edited by zilch; 21-09-16 at 13:38.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redforever View Post
    When I saw the words plain and simple I thought to myself . . .
    go on... you have got all my attention now
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    Quote Originally Posted by redforever View Post
    When I saw the words plain and simple I thought to myself . . .
    I put it together with what we were saying last night "child only" and it all goes up one level
    "twoe feeh n da reh dir skoo skir suga kain bac laihn"
    "lih da hoe gaim twi gotta git ih howe a liive ah bin wirk wirk wirk wirkin o mai sheeet"

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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    In my gaff its - doing the hoovering=brownie points=sex

    Hate hoovering so thankfully I can always see an escort.

    See. Who would have thought an escort also helps me get out of the household chores
    Great idea ,, will have to try that myself


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