flowers

[howardsteele]

Oldish... You mean about 28? Bet she kept the flowers though, right?

couldn't be, met her leaving the post office with her pension

She didnt take the flowers, I left them on the bus beside the bus driver, he smiled at me and said 'you do know i'm married'.

[mush]

If you know how to hold them,you wont look like a muppet...

explain.....one would normally hold flowers in their hand

[Curvaceous Kate]

I'm not sure if anyone else would agree with me, but flowers when you are touring can be a problem. If you are traveling with a load of cases and bags it's not easy to handle flowers too and there may not be a vase to put them in. They are lovely when you are staying in the same place for a while though.

[howardsteele]

bringing flowers is a bugger if its not the girl in the pictures and you tell you have to leave, you can't give her the flowers then as shes more likely to beat you around the head with them

[Walshie]

I'm not sure if anyone else would agree with me, but flowers when you are touring can be a problem. If you are traveling with a load of cases and bags it's not easy to handle flowers too and there may not be a vase to put them in. They are lovely when you are staying in the same place for a while though.

kate but don't You just dump them, When I visited an escort one morning
I took flowers with me and she was all smiles and saying how much she loved them and must find a nice vase for them but few hours later I visited her friend in the same apartment, I saw my flowers looking up at me from the rubbish bin lol!

[Curvaceous Kate]

kate but don't You just dump them, When I visited an escort one morning
I took flowers with me and she was all smiles and saying how much she loved them and must find a nice vase for them but few hours later I visited her friend in the same apartment, I saw my flowers looking up at me from the rubbish bin lol!

Hey not sure you have any room to talk there. Did you take flowers for the second lady too? Maybe that is why she dumped them? Mr Fickle lol

[howardsteele]

If you know how to hold them,you wont look like a muppet...

you sure about that

[gonzo76]

can you explain how to hold flowers .....people usually hold flowers in their hand...

I'm guessing not to death grip them in your hand, but to cradle them more along your arm

[gonzo76]

a question for the ladies and fellow punters....if a bloke brings a lady flowers does it make any difference to the service given....... fellas when you are waiting outside a certain location and told to wait 5 mins would you feel like a muppet standing around with flowers in your hand

I was once bringing flowers to a friend in hospital, and walking from the florist about three different women engaged me in conversation along the lines of "for me? You shouldn't have"

So if you're kept waiting too long on the corner waiting for the escort, who knows what might happen?

[bedders1]

a question for the ladies and fellow punters....if a bloke brings a lady flowers does it make any difference to the service given....... fellas when you are waiting outside a certain location and told to wait 5 mins would you feel like a muppet standing around with flowers in your hand

I always put them in my pants, that way I know my cock will come out smelling of roses