I like cling film.
I have a suit, shirt, tie, and jacket made from black bin liners.
I like to wear my suit while the lady is saddled with cling film and I ride her doggy while she smokes a cigarette.
I'd also like to whip her with long strands of grass.
Not to hurt her, but to administer punishment for being a naughty girl. And she must admit her naughtiness.
Then as round 2 I administer absolution through cim