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    Male, tv and ts escorts all list their penis size. However none of the female escorts list vagina size. Why?
    My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
    So I packed up all her clothes
    And left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by philipkntz View Post
    Male, tv and ts escorts all list their penis size. However none of the female escorts list vagina size. Why?
    Because size doesn,t matter

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    Im wondering how u could mesure vagina.....? Errrrr
    IN THE WORLD, WHERE YOU CAN BE ANYTHING......BE KIND

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    Quote Originally Posted by Opium1985 View Post
    Im wondering how u could mesure vagina.....? Errrrr
    I was thinking. tight, accommodating, cavernous, I can hear an echo in here.
    My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
    So I packed up all her clothes
    And left.

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    I can remember expecting certain escorts to be tight and they were very loose..... I visited a very well know escort and expected her to be loose and lacks but she was super super tight so tight i could not last as long as i wanted to.
    I asked her had she had a femilift or been tightened and she said she did special exercises.
    I wondered was it me but I got messages from Dick and other posters to say did you feel how tight she is ? She is still tight lads.
    You can never judge a book by its cover lads.
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    If you want a tight escort you should book a Scottish girl.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
    If you want a tight escort you should book a Scottish girl.............
    AND,
    before anyone accuses me of being racist it was a Scottish escort that told me that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KnickerSnifferDublin2016 View Post
    I can remember expecting certain escorts to be tight and they were very loose..... I visited a very well know escort and expected her to be loose and lacks but she was super super tight so tight i could not last as long as i wanted to.
    I asked her had she had a femilift or been tightened and she said she did special exercises.
    I wondered was it me but I got messages from Dick and other posters to say did you feel how tight she is ? She is still tight lads.
    You can never judge a book by its cover lads.
    Agreed. I remember visiting a lady so petite that you'd have visions of her splitting in 2 if you penetrated her. Yet in reality, I had to resort to banging it off the sides, afterwards she wrapped some babywipes around her hand and inserted 4 fingers and wiped all around inside. I have also visited ladies that you'd expect to have no problem taking a fist and they struggle to take 2 fingers.
    My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
    So I packed up all her clothes
    And left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by philipkntz View Post
    Agreed. I remember visiting a lady so petite that you'd have visions of her splitting in 2 if you penetrated her. Yet in reality, I had to resort to banging it off the sides, afterwards she wrapped some babywipes around her hand and inserted 4 fingers and wiped all around inside. I have also visited ladies that you'd expect to have no problem taking a fist and they struggle to take 2 fingers.
    why on earth would u presume an escort could be fisted looking at her

    U try that shit me I'll fist u back u wouldn't have a hope I can have difficulty with cocks some days

    Crazy

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