Originally Posted by
bedders1
I have complied a list of small and very anal gripes that my fellow punters would like attended to
Much much MUCH bigger towels or better still personalized and monogrammed dressing gowns
Fix squeaky beds
Hair nets so the wife wont notice wet hair
Turn ALL the lights on, otherwise its just like shagging the wife\gf and we want to see your beautiful bodies
Dont wear perfume (wives again)
turn the phones off
chilled bottled water , not from the tap, this is ireland after all, its hardly clean!
thank you for listening
You forgot the lipstick marks lol
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