Like the Rose of Tralee, does EOTM have anything to offer any more?
It was fun at first but has since long expired its sell by date.
A bit like the Oscars, those that win it are delighted and those that dont, claim they dont care (Oh but they do!)
Its not even really the "best escort", rather just the escort with the most good reviews, and as reviewing an escort is so random (Its rare for an escort to see 3 clients a day and get a single review,, let alone 3)
Its just so completely arbitrary and has nothing to do with being the best, more to do with getting a small pool of reviewing punters exhausted from their exertions, to log on and go through some strange tick box homework.
Theres no lapdance contest, no swimwear contest, no plea for world peace or offering an opinion on brexit using only a sex toy, body paint, rubber gloves,wet wipes and an ABBA cd
In my day, young aspiring EOTM's would spend hours in front of the mirror, honing their skills using a hairbrush. But now, its just become a gentle parody of its former self
The client cant even use it as a guide to getting the best punt o
So, should it be scrapped, kept as is or rebooted?
Oh and have you ever seen a MALE escort up for it? Males are escorts too you know!