Beginners Guide

[Bongo]

Ok, not sure if trolling or not

Anyway, what are the appropriate times calling an escort? 4PM, 12PM, 8AM?

Was only joking matey, its good for morale
Best time to call, Well go by there profile.
They have the times displayed on there and how best to contact them.

[Protenis123]

https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html

Can't see call times :S

[IrishLauraDD]

this is messin, yeah?

ring her, if she doesnt answer, ring back in 30 mins. still no answer, text her your intentions. she is either busy, doesnt have her work phone with her, or she might just have a pain in her hole answering it for a while. she will get back to you. chill the fuck out. its easy. just be a big brave boy.

and go by working hours.

[Protenis123]

Thanks, love

[IrishLauraDD]

youre welcome sweetiepiemcflurryface

[Protenis123]

Made an appointment and thanks for helping gonna lose my virginity to her, not sure about my decision although

[IrishLauraDD]

then why go ahead? youve waited this long LOL you might as well find a lady that you are 100% sure about.

[Protenis123]

Well, those were my exact thoughts but I'm getting desperate, need to clear out my thoughts and I feel like waiting is only gonna make it worse, so, here I am ...

[redforever]

Well, those were my exact thoughts but I'm getting desperate, need to clear out my thoughts and I feel like waiting is only gonna make it worse, so, here I am ...

Just don't cum to quick. . .

You might get thrown out after you do



Or then again you mightn't

[F-Dub]

Hi,

I'm new here and I'd like to find out more about how things work around here. So, here are my questions:
When I call, should I be straightforward and straight to the point or is there something I should know?
What's the atmosphere like once arrived at escorts place? Is it naturally developing or straight to business?
Anything else I should know?

The situation at her place. Warm and humid that evening, dry in places with some damp patches.
Lowest temperatures of 14 to 20 degrees Celsius if she keeps the heating on. Some isolated showers before and after.

During event warm humid flow covers the room. A south easternly force 6 rising slowly, naturally developing ?
Followed by a slow moving frontal trough and anitcyclone positions cyclone of preferably 1028 hpa

After the deed / finish early maybe a cold front from her may approach. Watch later in case of post associated deepening depression.
Repeat as required

Sex toys warning.......in operation

Her regaling personal info warning.....Nil