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    Quote Originally Posted by FetishCherry View Post
    to be honest i dont think someone can be so stupid to put this question and usually the clients are the one who ask lots of questions mostly about private things ...
    Oh she did all right.
    To be fair but i dont think clients book escorts for there IQ and thrilling conversation.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bongo View Post
    Oh she did all right.
    To be fair but i dont think clients book escorts for there IQ and thrilling conversation.

    Or their grammar or spelling.

    Seriously, even the Aristocracy have their moments;

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...lassic-5042787

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bongo View Post
    Oh she did all right.
    To be fair but i dont think clients book escorts for there IQ and thrilling conversation.

    Ironically if an intelligent and smart escort - there are plenty - was looking for a punter to match, she knows not to look in your direction!
    Last edited by EIFII; 06-09-16 at 09:56.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EIFII View Post
    Ironically if an intelligent and smart escort - there are plenty - was looking for a punter to match, she knows not to look in your direction!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bongo View Post
    Now you want to demonstrate your lack of imagination as well? Can't you come up with an original remark?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EIFII View Post
    Ironically if an intelligent and smart escort - there are plenty - was looking for a punter to match, she knows not to look in your direction!
    They know not to expect stimulating conversation from him.
    They look in his direction because he's a lovely, sweet natured nice guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bongo View Post
    Oh she did all right.
    To be fair but i dont think clients book escorts for there IQ and thrilling conversation.

    You'd be surprised.
    But then the average client isn't a budding intellectual, in the making, either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bongo View Post
    When your lying there after sex and your caressing the escort softly and you are talking about stuff and she asks you something like this.

    "Do planes have horns"?

    Whats that dear? I said

    "Do Planes have horns?", "You Know just in case another plane gets to close and they need to let them know".


    I have been asked, Who is Bongo and why does he keep banging on a drum?
    Well I imagine I will be at some stage anyway!
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    A few i remember

    Are You married?

    Where do you live?

    Can you lend me some money for my sick sister/mother/whatever

    You are the best lover ever please stay longer . No charge. In fact i will pay you

    Is it always so big?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bedders1 View Post
    A few i remember

    Are You married?

    Where do you live?

    Can you lend me some money for my sick sister/mother/whatever

    You are the best lover ever please stay longer . No charge. In fact i will pay you

    Is it always so big?
    Are you still a liar?

    Is this a rhetorical question?
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