Enlightened, who?.....me. No Wildthang, you have me mixed up with our Lord Buddha.

No, it was Jesus who did it for me. It happened quite suddenly in an apartment in Dublin 6. I was in the process of shagging a rather beautiful escort and just at the conclusion, I called out to Jesus. To my utter amazement, just at the point where I came into her, he came into me.....metaphorically speaking of course.

Changed my life completely Wildthang. I no longer f*** for the sake of fleeting pleasures of the flesh........no, now I f*** for Jesus.

I will be happy to share this with the Brothers and Sisters in the chat room.