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    Default All not as it seems

    Was up north yesterday evening for a 21st birthday party and called in to see an escort, small little apartment and very nice, girl was too, handed over money had shower and when on bed with her I hear rumbling, i said you hear that, it stopped and then later more rumbling, was coming from the wardrobe, jump up but wardrobe was locked,i said you got something in your wardrobe, nothing in the wardrobe only my sexy outfits she replied but my fiend has a cat she said and maybe put it in there for safe keeping, Then I heard the phone text message tone go off in the wardrobe, I laughed and said her cat's got a phone and all, I jumped on the bed and carried on making mad passionate love to her and then got dressed but as she was tying my shoe laces I heard the noise again but said nothing, got up, kissed her and said goodbye.
    There was someone in that wardrobe and was it was no pussycat.
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    Ah hah
    You're not old enough to tie your own shoelaces.
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    ok then, moving it to the warning section.

    Quote Originally Posted by howardsteele View Post
    Was up north yesterday evening for a 21st birthday party and called in to see an escort, small little apartment and very nice, girl was too, handed over money had shower and when on bed with her I hear rumbling, i said you hear that, it stopped and then later more rumbling, was coming from the wardrobe, jump up but wardrobe was locked,i said you got something in your wardrobe, nothing in the wardrobe only my sexy outfits she replied but my fiend has a cat she said and maybe put it in there for safe keeping, Then I heard the phone text message tone go off in the wardrobe, I laughed and said her cat's got a phone and all, I jumped on the bed and carried on making mad passionate love to her and then got dressed but as she was tying my shoe laces I heard the noise again but said nothing, got up, kissed her and said goodbye.
    There was someone in that wardrobe and was it was no pussycat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyLu View Post
    ok then, moving it to the warning section.
    haha, very funny lu, move back please as it was a great experience for me as I though I was Sherlock Holmes

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    200 for you and 150 for the lad to crack one off in the wardrobe while peeping through the keyhole 😉

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    should we keep an eye on pornhub for your cinematic debut???
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