Old threads

**funlover12** · 02-09-16, 18:14

Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

When does a thread become so old that the mods have to step in and kill it? I've noticed over the last few months there seems to be a fad for reviving threads that are older than Jebus. Some of them get by, some get touched by the cold hand of mod. Where's the safe line? Am I anywhere near? Will I feel a soft kiss before I fall to my dark and dreamy death?

#ZombieThreadsMatter

some of the older threads are the best. There should be a sticky thread for frequently asked questions which points them to older threads such as the 'is owo safe?' 'questions about anal' 'do escorts really love clients?' 'bareback?'
you know the type..

**Mister Anderson** · 02-09-16, 19:10

Originally Posted by funlover12

some of the older threads are the best. There should be a sticky thread for frequently asked questions which points them to older threads such as the 'is owo safe?' 'questions about anal' 'do escorts really love clients?' 'bareback?'
you know the type..

How do you PM an escort?
Why can't I PM an escort?
Why wont escorts answer my PMs?
Is it safe to see an escort when she is PMing?
Do escorts have boyfriends?
Would you date an escort?
I think the escort's boyfriend was in the next room while we were shagging.
Is it okay to wipe your knob on the curtains when she leaves the room?

etc etc

**TonyB** · 02-09-16, 19:17

Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

How do you PM an escort?
Why can't I PM an escort?
Why wont escorts answer my PMs?
Is it safe to see an escort when she is PMing?
Do escorts have boyfriends?
Would you date an escort?
I think the escort's boyfriend was in the next room while we were shagging.
Is it okay to wipe your knob on the curtains when she leaves the room?

etc etc

The curtain? Is that OK?

**Mister Anderson** · 02-09-16, 19:27

Originally Posted by TonyB

The curtain? Is that OK?

Some folks say it's a right of passage.

Mods, if you are paying attention you'll notice that TonyB would like to see this sticky 'thread of threads' that funlover has suggested made real as he needs to know the answer to a very important question.

Please see to this before he starts a thread.

**funlover12** · 02-09-16, 19:49

Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

How do you PM an escort?
Why can't I PM an escort?
Why wont escorts answer my PMs?
Is it safe to see an escort when she is PMing?
Do escorts have boyfriends?
Would you date an escort?
I think the escort's boyfriend was in the next room while we were shagging.
Is it okay to wipe your knob on the curtains when she leaves the room?

etc etc

indeed

#nailedit

lets keep this theme going...make it easy for them to know what to look for for the 'database' when they 'build' it
oddly my mind has drawn a blank

wait
'how amazeballs escorts are!'
'if I buy them flowers will they let me cum twice?'
'if I spend 10x the amount of most clients will they love me more?'
'do escorts ever fall in love with clients?'

Im sure theres more..

**Cable87** · 02-09-16, 20:08

Old thread revivalism is fun.

Some of those threads are quite the trip down Memory Lane...

**Mister Anderson** · 02-09-16, 20:18

Originally Posted by Cable87

Old thread revivalism is fun.

Some of those threads are quite the trip down Memory Lane...

I agree. There were some talented posters on these boards back along. People with lots to say.

**Barney Rubble** · 02-09-16, 20:34

Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

I agree. There were some talented posters on these boards back along. People with lots to say.

Some have gone but their ghosts live on ( not the talented ones so much unfortunately ).

**Mister Anderson** · 02-09-16, 20:17

Originally Posted by funlover12

indeed

#nailedit

lets keep this theme going...make it easy for them to know what to look for for the 'database' when they 'build' it
oddly my mind has drawn a blank

wait
'how amazeballs escorts are!'
'if I buy them flowers will they let me cum twice?'
'if I spend 10x the amount of most clients will they love me more?'
'do escorts ever fall in love with clients?'

Im sure theres more..

Do you shave your nuts?
Do escorts like shaved nuts?
Why will my nuts not stop burning?
Did I catch an STI from an escort coz she touched my freshly shorn nuts?
Do escort's boyfriends shave their nuts?
Is it legal for an escort to make me get in the shower?
Why does escorts mouthwash taste like fags, beer and sweaty old guys?
Hi, I'm new here. Is it okay if I bring my sheep?
Do escorts dream of electric sheep? Or me lolololol.
Do you prefer regular ladies or do you prefer a different lady every time?
Is there a reduction in price for us good looking guys?
What's the ladies favourite position?
Can the forensic team tell what position you were engaged in?
Will the cops sell my semen to the Chinese mafia?

That last one was a genuine question

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