Old threads

[Cable87]

Old thread revivalism is fun. Some of those threads are quite the trip down Memory Lane...

[Mister Anderson]

indeed
#nailedit

lets keep this theme going...make it easy for them to know what to look for for the 'database' when they 'build' it
oddly my mind has drawn a blank

wait
'how amazeballs escorts are!'
'if I buy them flowers will they let me cum twice?'
'if I spend 10x the amount of most clients will they love me more?'
'do escorts ever fall in love with clients?'

Im sure theres more..

Do you shave your nuts?
Do escorts like shaved nuts?
Why will my nuts not stop burning?
Did I catch an STI from an escort coz she touched my freshly shorn nuts?
Do escort's boyfriends shave their nuts?
Is it legal for an escort to make me get in the shower?
Why does escorts mouthwash taste like fags, beer and sweaty old guys?
Hi, I'm new here. Is it okay if I bring my sheep?
Do escorts dream of electric sheep? Or me lolololol.
Do you prefer regular ladies or do you prefer a different lady every time?
Is there a reduction in price for us good looking guys?
What's the ladies favourite position?
Can the forensic team tell what position you were engaged in?
Will the cops sell my semen to the Chinese mafia?


That last one was a genuine question

[Mister Anderson]

Old thread revivalism is fun. Some of those threads are quite the trip down Memory Lane...

I agree. There were some talented posters on these boards back along. People with lots to say.

[Barney Rubble]

I agree. There were some talented posters on these boards back along. People with lots to say.

Some have gone but their ghosts live on ( not the talented ones so much unfortunately ).

[alcatel]

When does a thread become so old that the mods have to step in and kill it? I've noticed over the last few months there seems to be a fad for reviving threads that are older than Jebus. Some of them get by, some get touched by the cold hand of mod. Where's the safe line? Am I anywhere near? Will I feel a soft kiss before I fall to my dark and dreamy death?

#ZombieThreadsMatter

Let sleeping mods lie ffs.
And surely you mean resurrecting threads as old as Jebus.?

[Mister Anderson]

Let sleeping mods lie ffs.
And surely you mean resurrecting threads as old as Jebus.?

Sleeping 'doms' might better fit your penchant for inversion of order, Satan.

Hmmmm. Not sure about the resurrection. Too many bad connotations, everybody loves a revival

[MissusAnderson]

If you really cared about our relationship you'd stop forcing me to do things I don't like. You've no idea how uncomfortable that ball gag is.

You asked me to take a dominant role, now I find you on here, i'm handing you out another ban Mister, this time from my bed

[alcatel]

You asked me to take a dominant role, now I find you on here, i'm handing you out another ban Mister, this time from my bed

Smack his ass for me.
He's not the Messiah.
He's a very naughty boy.

[Mister Anderson]

You asked me to take a dominant role, now I find you on here, i'm handing you out another ban Mister, this time from my bed

Ah love, don't be like that. Sure I'm only messin with the lads Didn't the doctor say I should be out making friends like.

[funlover12]

Ah love, don't be like that. Sure I'm only messin with the lads Didn't the doctor say I should be out making friends like.

that was just so you were out so he can get into your misses' knickers.......again