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Thread: My first time!

  1. #1
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    Red face My first time!

    The sky was dark
    The moon was high
    All alone
    Just her and I
    Her hair so soft
    Her eyes so blue
    I knew just what
    She wanted to do
    Her skin so soft
    Her legs so fine
    I ran my fingers
    Down her spine
    I didn't know how
    But I tried my best
    To place my hand
    On her breasts
    I remember my fear
    My fast beating heart
    But slowly she spread

    Her legs apart
    And when she did it
    I felt no shame
    All at once
    The white stuff came
    At last it's finished
    It's all over now
    My first time
    Milking a cow!

    Any more funny poems out there ya'all???

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    My Turn..

    A fart is a smelly creature

    He lives on the planet bum

    he penetrates through your knickers

    and lets a little hum.

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    I once wrote what I think is the shortest poem in the English language.

    POEM FOR MY GOLDFISH
    by anonymouse

    A
    Wet
    Pet!






    Thank you.

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