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    Default Bible studies thread - Was Mary Magdalene an escort or what?

    Was Jesus her pimp?

    Did she do bukkake for the disciples?

    Was Judas cast out for requesting bareback?

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    Finally, we have a use for that blasphemy law.
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    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mushi View Post
    Was Jesus her pimp?

    Did she do bukkake for the disciples?

    Was Judas cast out for requesting bareback?

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    Jesus was a deranged cult leader, same as David Koresh, L Ron Hubbard, Muhammed etc etc.

    Mary was a brainwashed follower. I highly doubt that Jesus was a pimp. Peter was more likely the pimp, after all, he did go on to start the biggest brothel there ever was.

    Judas somehow managed to deprogram himself and decided to make a little cash while disposing of the cult leader. Then he felt guilty and killed himself.

    The end.

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    She was propably an escort of the day- she was into shared showers- well she washed mens feet with oils anyway!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post
    Jesus was a deranged cult leader, same as David Koresh, L Ron Hubbard, Muhammed etc etc.

    Mary was a brainwashed follower. I highly doubt that Jesus was a pimp. Peter was more likely the pimp, after all, he did go on to start the biggest brothel there ever was.

    Judas somehow managed to deprogram himself and decided to make a little cash while disposing of the cult leader. Then he felt guilty and killed himself.

    The end.
    The end
    Except for Paul of Tartus.
    And his pesky letters.
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    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    The end
    Except for Paul of Tartus.
    And his pesky letters.
    I always get Peter and Paul mixed up. I blame that 'robbing from Peter to pay Paul' thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post
    Jesus was a deranged cult leader, same as David Koresh, L Ron Hubbard, Muhammed etc etc.h

    Mary was a brainwashed follower. I highly doubt that Jesus was a pimp. Peter was more likely the pimp, after all, he did go on to start the biggest brothel there ever was.

    Judas somehow managed to deprogram himself and decided to make a little cash while disposing of the cult leader. Then he felt guilty and killed himself.

    The end.
    How do you mean that he started the biggest brothel ever?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clueless View Post
    How do you mean that he started the biggest brothel ever?

    I think he opened arteimis?


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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    I think he opened arteimis?
    Artemis was a fine old bird but if you tried any hanky panky she changed you into a stag and hunted you down with dogs.
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    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    You filthy heathens need to order your Neon Bible, and call the Jesus Chatline for help.



    In Richard Burnish name I pray.

    (warning, video contains incredibly offensive callers)

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