Freedom time

[UB40]

Donald Trump is flying over New York in his private jet-

He looks out of the window and says to his family, "You know what, I'm gonna throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy!"

His son looks at him and says, "Dad, why don't you throw two hundred $5 bills out of the window? Then you can make two hundred people happy."

Donald says, "Son, that's a great idea!"

His wife turns to him and says, "Donald, why not throw one thousand $1 bills out the window? You could make one thousand people happy!"

Donald looks at her and says, "Babe, that is a fantastic idea! The best I've heard!"

The pilot turns and looks at Trump and says, "As long as you're at it, why don't you throw yourself out of the window and make millions of people happy?"

[AbidingPond]

Don't be listening to the liberal media for your news. My hands are huge, they are nearly are big as my prick.


Just ask Ivanka.

That is true my friend. We all need huge hands. When I am president we will all need huge hands to catch to windfall of awesomeness.

Donald Trump says 'Yuge' instead of 'Huge'.

I'm starting to think you're not the real Donald...