What shocked you the most

**Mister Anderson** · 03-08-16, 22:25

Originally Posted by alcatel

You seem to have stumbled on Ulster-Scots or Lallens by some weird back formation.

Completely incidental I'd say, was watching that movie 'Filth' earlier. I was only practicing the phonetics. Seemed like an opportune time as funlover12 is not around to correct me. phuk hyme.

**funlover12** · 03-08-16, 22:37

Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

Completely incidental I'd say, was watching that movie 'Filth' earlier. I was only practicing the phonetics. Seemed like an opportune time as funlover12 is not around to correct me. phuk hyme.

saye wut? eye hafe know eye dee a wut ewe meehn two bee onest

......

**philipkntz** · 03-08-16, 22:42

I'm almost unshockable, even walking into an appointment and recognising the escort as someone I already knew, didn't really bother me. The only thing that truly shocked me was the size of the dildo on a certain ladies bedside locker. Thankfully she reassured me that it was for her own personal use and that she had left it out by accident.

**FatBastard** · 03-08-16, 22:42

Originally Posted by funlover12

saye wut? eye hafe know eye dee a wut ewe meehn two bee onest

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Whits this full gulpin on abit? Yer headsa marley

**TheTaxman** · 03-08-16, 22:42

Originally Posted by IrishDaisie69

I was once giving head and the guy got excited and rammed it in and winded me, i proceeded to choke (actually could not breathe ) for like ten minutes,thoughts went through my head about who was going to come to my funeral after I died from choking on a cock

needless to say i stopped offering DT! Hope i spelled everything correctly babe xx

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**Mister Anderson** · 03-08-16, 22:43

Originally Posted by funlover12

saye wut? eye hafe know eye dee a wut ewe meehn two bee onest

......

Speak and it shall come

Aye tink ewe dough. yore note foaling neway won.

**Mister Anderson** · 03-08-16, 22:46

Originally Posted by philipkntz

I'm almost unshockable, even walking into an appointment and recognising the escort as someone I already knew, didn't really bother me. The only thing that truly shocked me was the size of the dildo on a certain ladies bedside locker. Thankfully she reassured me that it was for her own personal use and that she had left it out by accident.

Accidentally to catch your eye moar like.

**dragonjay** · 03-08-16, 22:49

Originally Posted by IrishDaisie69

I was once giving head and the guy got excited and rammed it in and winded me, i proceeded to choke (actually could not breathe ) for like ten minutes,thoughts went through my head about who was going to come to my funeral after I died from choking on a cock

needless to say i stopped offering DT! Hope i spelled everything correctly babe xx

Damn my search for a DT queen continues

**xagerate** · 03-08-16, 22:50

Originally Posted by IrishDaisie69

I was once giving head and the guy got excited and rammed it in and winded me, i proceeded to choke (actually could not breathe ) for like ten minutes,thoughts went through my head about who was going to come to my funeral after I died from choking on a cock

needless to say i stopped offering DT! Hope i spelled everything correctly babe xx

I think I felt it twitch just then

**funlover12** · 03-08-16, 22:53

Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

Speak and it shall come

Aye tink ewe dough. yore note foaling neway won.

ehye thawt sowe
tink dough? dafuq

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