What shocked you the most

[dragonjay]

One time a girl was giving me head and her friend walks in without knocking to get a towel I'm thinking you ever hear of knocking jeez. Another time there was dog shit on the floor in the girls room lol.

[funlover12]

One time a girl was giving me head and her friend walks in without knocking to get a towel I'm thinking you ever hear of knocking jeez. Another time there was dog shit on the floor in the girls room lol.

careful now, she may have confused that knock with 'the knock' and things could have ended prematurely..and not in a good way

[Mister Anderson]

I think I felt it twitch just then

I think it rippled across the boards fella.

[dragonjay]

careful now, she may have confused that knock with 'the knock' and things could have ended prematurely..and not in a good way

It was less than 5 mins into the session and she got a towel from the draw it was a bit awkward but the girl I was with was hot so I kept hard

[willie wacker]

It was less than 5 mins into the session and she got a towel from the draw it was a bit awkward but the girl I was with was hot so I kept hard

Did it ever occur to you that they might have been hinting at a threesome

[dragonjay]

Did it ever occur to you that they might have been hinting at a threesome

I would have declined tbh Wacker as the girl wasn't like her friend if you know what I mean.

[willie wacker]

I would have declined tbh Wacker as the girl wasn't like her friend if you know what I mean.

Sound ,

[Barney Rubble]

What shocked you the most




Where to start here?! I would like to point out first that some of the examples here are not ladies I met on E-I but still working girls. And I have left out illegal stuff like being robbed beaten set up etc. As this has never happened to me with somebody I have met on here ever.

. Best sex of my life & thought she was really wet & into it until we realized she had her period on me!

. Boyfriend/pimp came into the room as she was screaming the place down to make sure everything was O.K. WTF! The first day on the job or what?

. Fucking like a mad thing about to cum when I felt very sharp pains in my ass, like needles! Fucking kitten clawing my ass thinking I was it's mummy or a cushion! But I carried on through the pain. Only for her to do a reach around and feel the little fucker and stop the proceedings.

. Break down after sex telling me about all the family members who abused her. Then asked me did I want a cup of tea and hoped I would become a regular.

. After visiting a TS escort and exiting the apartment meet a lad I work with sitting outside on the stairs waiting to visit the girl she was shairing with!

I could go on & on and on.................................................................

I had a similar experience with a girl on her period. Started getting very wet and then realised the bed sheets and both of us covered in blood. She was all embarrassed but I didn't give a fuck , I had got my hole anyway
Around the same time I met an Italian girl with quite a tummy bump. Not wanting to be a prick I said nothing at the start but to be honest before the appointment ended I had to ask her and she said she was seven & a half months pregnant. It's a while back now but it made me wonder what her situation was that she was working so late into her pregnancy.

[Mister Anderson]

What shocked you the most




Where to start here?! I would like to point out first that some of the examples here are not ladies I met on E-I but still working girls. And I have left out illegal stuff like being robbed beaten set up etc. As this has never happened to me with somebody I have met on here ever.

. Best sex of my life & thought she was really wet & into it until we realized she had her period on me!

. Boyfriend/pimp came into the room as she was screaming the place down to make sure everything was O.K. WTF! The first day on the job or what?

. Fucking like a mad thing about to cum when I felt very sharp pains in my ass, like needles! Fucking kitten clawing my ass thinking I was it's mummy or a cushion! But I carried on through the pain. Only for her to do a reach around and feel the little fucker and stop the proceedings.

. Break down after sex telling me about all the family members who abused her. Then asked me did I want a cup of tea and hoped I would become a regular.

. After visiting a TS escort and exiting the apartment meet a lad I work with sitting outside on the stairs waiting to visit the girl she was shairing with!

I could go on & on and on.................................................................

About time you went on a diet you fat lazy asshole.


I meant 'Are you not concerned about the flubber surrounding your vital organs you whale?'

aw fuck

I meant 'Go on a diet on fat bastard'

Okay, I give up

[Rocker123]

Today in Galway

Rang a girl and asked about making an appointment
She said she don,t like young lads

Gee she must only take in great granddads

Stop playing with those helium balloons will ya.....FFS!