What shocked you the most

[f1 away]

Once in a room with no light

[Mister Anderson]

The alarm went off !!!!

And I shot the sheriff straight in the eye with a hunky bunch of junky monkey spunk.


Funnily enough it was in Amsterdam so you weren't wrong about the alarm clock.

[willie wacker]

when my mum walked in.......true story...outcall from the lady obviously

Lord that nearly happened to me last week

Did she make a cuppa

[Barney Rubble]

I was once giving head and the guy got excited and rammed it in and winded me, i proceeded to choke (actually could not breathe ) for like ten minutes,thoughts went through my head about who was going to come to my funeral after I died from choking on a cock needless to say i stopped offering DT! Hope i spelled everything correctly babe xx

Daisie I will have to see you sometime, my wee ting won't give ye much bother :-).

[Mister Anderson]

Today in Galway

Rang a girl and asked about making an appointment
She said she don,t she long lads

Gee she must only take in great granddads

Ah wille, c'mon ta fuck. She said wa?

[f1 away]

Lord that nearly happened to me last week

Did she make a cuppa

Carry on partying

[blue rebel]

Once in a room with no light

That must have been terrifying.

[Barney Rubble]

Aim sirius Bernie, dey splaying dosent bodder may newey moar. Aye saw leave end lat leave.

Fare enuf Mestar :-).

[wakka]

Lord that nearly happened to me last week

Did she make a cuppa

lol no...she backed away...discreetly--i saw her but the lady didnt't. My mum is cool, she thought it was just some lady i was seeing, thankfully we handt got to the bit that i was taken with a strapon lol. Locked the door and kept the key in the lock ever since....well infairness go to the ladies now

[willie wacker]

Today in Galway

Rang a girl and asked about making an appointment
She said she don,t like young lads

Gee she must only take in great granddads

Ah wille, c'mon ta fuck. She said wa?

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