Boris Johnson is the new UK Foreign Office minister. In April he won a £1,000 Limerick competition, the subject being Turkish leader Recep Erdogan.
There was a young fellow in Ankara
Who was a terrible wankara
He sowed his wild oats
With some randy old goats
And didn't even stop to thankara
http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/04...y-competition/
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