Which type of clent are you?

[TonyB]

I think I'm Mr. Specific

[philipkntz]

I used to be mr nice but after the emotional attachment thing I decided that I'd limit myself from seeing any escort more than 3 times. This decision is currently up for review and I'm considering modifying my rule to no more than 3 visits to the same escort every 5 years. That still won't solve my biggest problem, I've already seen my favourite lady twice this year and she's coming back to visit soon. If I limit myself to only seeing her 3 times in 6 months, is that an emotional attachment? (Help).

[funlover12]

I used to be mr nice but after the emotional attachment thing I decided that I'd limit myself from seeing any escort more than 3 times. This decision is currently up for review and I'm considering modifying my rule to no more than 3 visits to the same escort every 5 years. That still won't solve my biggest problem, I've already seen my favourite lady twice this year and she's coming back to visit soon. If I limit myself to only seeing her 3 times in 6 months, is that an emotional attachment? (Help).

its like addiction, admitting it is the most important step, youve done this so you can loosen those strict guidelines for yourself Id say, you now know the lay of the land it seems so should be able to put the brakes on when needed. no need to be afraid of emotional attachment, just know where the lines are, she wants repeat custom you want a good time, part of the good time is knowing you can take her or leave her whenever, and leaving her place without stressing about when youll see her again (or some time after)

[JAMESCORK]

I used to be mr nice but after the emotional attachment thing I decided that I'd limit myself from seeing any escort more than 3 times. This decision is currently up for review and I'm considering modifying my rule to no more than 3 visits to the same escort every 5 years. That still won't solve my biggest problem, I've already seen my favourite lady twice this year and she's coming back to visit soon. If I limit myself to only seeing her 3 times in 6 months, is that an emotional attachment? (Help).

you see a girl 3 times in six months and this is an emotional problem??

Holy shit... I'm fucked so...

[philipkntz]

you see a girl 3 times in six months and this is an emotional problem??

Holy shit... I'm fucked so...

Ok. Try this. I'm hooked on a girl that throws me out early every time, so I know that the feeling isn't even mutual. If she was around more often I'd have 3 visits in long ago.

[AbidingPond]

I think I'm Mr Nice.

But I'm afraid the escorts I've seen might say something different. It's impossible to know what's going on behind their smile.

[Rocker123]

I think the ladies should say which time of client we are. Come on girls.... Spill.....

A few more categories.....

Mister "God's Gift".

Mr. Funny

Mr. Lonely

Mr. Jerkasauras

Mr. Possessive

Mr. I want to have you babies

Mr. Stud

Mr. Thinks he is Mr. stud but isnt.

Mr. Big Ego, Small Willie

Mr. Sexy (freeby)

Mr. Normal

Mr. Sugar Daddy

Mr. Whatever He Is Paying it isn't Enough!

[EnglishAlex]

Mr. Sexy (freeby)

The money just makes hot sex even hotter in that situation. Freebie indeed. Go and wash your mouth out immediately

[Rocker123]

The money just makes hot sex even hotter in that situation. Freebie indeed. Go and wash your mouth out immediately

Yes dear.... I mean.... Eh....... I am sure the Mr Sexy, I mean freeby .... category is very sparsely populated....

I'll get my coat......

[Cindy Forever]

I read this and copied it direct, I thought it was funny.

5 Types of Escorting Client, Which One Are You?

We don't like to stereotype; you’re a diverse bunch. But there are a few common behaviours or characteristics which, like it or not, mean some of you become a certain ‘type’ of client.
Here are the Top 5, which one are you?

Mr. Annoying

You like the idea of spending time with an escort and spend hours looking at the ads to find one that’s just right for you.

After conducting thorough research you get in touch with one or two to ask some questions about their service and clarify everything that’s mentioned in their ad.

You make a booking, but when the big day arrives you get nervous, become paranoid that someone you know will find out or realise you just don’t have the funds to pay for it.

You get embarrassed and decide to cancel but ‘forget’ to tell your escort. You don’t contact her again which is probably wise because if you did, she’d ignore you or give you a piece of her mind.

Escorts understand that you might be nervous but try not to waste their time. They talk, and repeat offenders will end up on the naughty list on the Time Wasters register. You have been warned.

Mr. Specific

You are attracted to a particular type of woman and only book escorts who meet your strict criteria. Escorting works for you because you get to spend time with women who have green eyes, magnificent breasts, long legs or beautiful feet.

You are confident and focussed. You read the escort ads carefully to find a woman who satisfies your specific fetish – whatever that might be – and are happy to be flexible with your meeting times and pay the escort’s fees without question.

Escorts like your no-nonsense approach. Clients, like you, understand that this is a professional encounter, not a personal one. Great work!

Mr. Cheeky

By day you’re a cheeky charmer, a lovable rogue in the eyes of those who know you.

But, you have a tendency to forget that your escort doesn’t know you, and by chancing your luck and trying to sweet-talk your escort into giving you ‘extras’, ‘freebies’ or a ‘discount’ you’re actually being a little offensive.

For some escorts, your cheeky ways are tiresome and you might find that at some point, the gorgeous blonde or curvy redhead you enjoyed an evening with last week is not available to meet you next week. Or the week after that.

Behave, and curtail the cheek you naughty boy!

Mr. Nice

You are married, recently went through a break-up or simply crave the company of women but lack the confidence, time or desire to go out and find a date online or in a bar.

Escorts like you because you’re usually very respectful, discreet and considerate.

You never attempt to cross the line and make the effort to compliment your escort and make her feel comfortable. You find one or two escorts that you like and see them regularly as opposed to booking a different escort for every encounter.

You Sir, are one of the good guys.

The only problem you might have is that you become too attached to an escort and want to make your professional relationship, personal.

If that sounds like you then read our handy guide on How to Avoid Making Emotional Attachment to an Escort and save yourself from potential heartbreak or disappointment.

Mr. Fantastic

You are the cream of the client crop! You turn up to meet your escort on time and are always immaculately turned out. You pay on time, know how to make conversation, bring a little gift every now and then and are generally a pleasure to spend time with.

Now, if you could just give the other guys some tips…

Mr. Fantastic is my type of client.