When life gives you lemons...

[rincewind]

Drop them in the toilet, shit on them, piss on them for good measure, douse them in petrol, shove them down life's throat and throw a lit match down to seal the deal... cos life is the cruelest fucking joke of all. Fuck you life!

Sincerely:

Larry

P.S: YOU'RE A CUNT LIFE!

Someone needs a hug......

There we go all better now.