When life gives you lemons...

[rincewind]

Drop them in the toilet, shit on them, piss on them for good measure, douse them in petrol, shove them down life's throat and throw a lit match down to seal the deal... cos life is the cruelest fucking joke of all. Fuck you life!

Sincerely:

Larry

P.S: YOU'RE A CUNT LIFE!

Someone needs a hug......

There we go all better now.

[UB40]

When a friend is in need !! This is what you get from EI ?


You can do better!



Then again ! LDM is different

[alcatel]

This one ,maybe , maybe not. Still think he's a cunt from previous which us why I tend to ignore him on an anonymous forum

I will ask to use the toilets, next time.

[tom sand]

life's cheap man
in my life experience
i read the other day
about a kid
with locked in syndrome
he can only communicate with his eyes
unbelievably so sad
am i saying this
to say
count your blessings
no
i am not
life's cheap
and i just want to slap thoes people
who say
life is short
its two fucking long for some people
seriously
its just the way it is