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    Angry When life gives you lemons...

    Drop them in the toilet, shit on them, piss on them for good measure, douse them in petrol, shove them down life's throat and throw a lit match down to seal the deal... cos life is the cruelest fucking joke of all. Fuck you life!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    Drop them in the toilet, shit on them, piss on them for good measure, douse them in petrol, shove them down life's throat and throw a lit match down to seal the deal... cos life is the cruelest fucking joke of all. Fuck you life!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    Drop them in the toilet, shit on them, piss on them for good measure, douse them in petrol, shove them down life's throat and throw a lit match down to seal the deal... cos life is the cruelest fucking joke of all. Fuck you life!

    Sincerely:

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    Phone a friend my man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    Phone a friend my man.
    Hello, you called?
    I'm your friend. .
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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    Hello, you called?
    I'm your friend. .
    Most of your posts I tend to just ignore coz you usually come across as a bit of a cunt but on this thread you have excelled yourself.........

    Back to ignoring you now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    Most of your posts I tend to just ignore coz you usually come across as a bit of a cunt but on this thread you have excelled yourself.........

    Back to ignoring you now.
    Most of your posts, I also discount, you bore me as you climb up some ass or other.
    Ya. Ya, ya.
    And I have felt like this for quite some time.
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    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    Phone a friend my man.


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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    Most of your posts, I also discount, you bore me as you climb up some ass or other.
    Ya. Ya, ya.
    And I have felt like this for quite some time.
    Guess zilch means nothing but. wtf would I know?
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    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    Most of your posts I tend to just ignore coz you usually come across as a bit of a cunt but on this thread you have excelled yourself.........

    Back to ignoring you now.
    I think he's ok but I do think he got this post wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyB View Post
    I think he's ok but I do think he got this post wrong


    Old Man Zilch collects his lawnmover. Can he take a joke ?
    Last edited by F-Dub; 09-07-16 at 22:47.

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