There once was an internet poster
Said life is like a roller coaster.
Found escort websites
Kept him up through the nights
With his mickey as hot as a toaster.
There once was an internet poster
Said life is like a roller coaster.
Found escort websites
Kept him up through the nights
With his mickey as hot as a toaster.
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
blue rebel (09-07-16)
There once was a grumpy old monk
One day discovered his spunk
He even came to see
That when he had a pee
It shot out of him like a young punk.
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
blue rebel (09-07-16)
There once was a minister called Fitz
Had very, very, very big tits
She called for a ban
On every horny man
It really, really, really is the pits.
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
blue rebel (09-07-16)
There once was a man from Bel Air
Who was doing his wife on the stair
But the banister broke
So he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid-air
”The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.”
blue rebel (09-07-16)
There was an old Irish mick
whose cum was exceedingly thick
He could squeeze it out
And spray it about
But it stuck to the end of his dick.
”The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.”
blue rebel (09-07-16)