Limericks.

**alcatel** · 09-07-16, 00:15

There once was an escort called Sam
Who really, really, couldn't give a damn
She effed and she blinded
But nobody minded
While giving her a right good wham bam.

**alexis** · 09-07-16, 00:18

a bit of a naughty one but sure why not...

There once was a man from Brighton
Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one"
She said, "Pardon my soul,
But you're in the wrong hole.
There's plenty of room in the right one."

**Long Dong Silver** · 09-07-16, 00:23

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin:
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it"

**alcatel** · 09-07-16, 00:23

There once was a young lad called Sam
Who really, really, missed his ol' mam.
She went on the game
Though horribly lame
And limped her way through the webcam.

**alcatel** · 09-07-16, 00:42

There once was an internet poster
Said life is like a roller coaster.
Found escort websites
Kept him up through the nights
With his mickey as hot as a toaster.

**alcatel** · 09-07-16, 00:52

There once was a grumpy old monk
One day discovered his spunk
He even came to see
That when he had a pee
It shot out of him like a young punk.

**alcatel** · 09-07-16, 02:50

There once was a minister called Fitz
Had very, very, very big tits
She called for a ban
On every horny man
It really, really, really is the pits.

**rincewind** · 09-07-16, 07:19

There once was a man from Bel Air
Who was doing his wife on the stair
But the banister broke
So he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid-air

**rincewind** · 09-07-16, 07:29

There was an old Irish mick
whose cum was exceedingly thick
He could squeeze it out
And spray it about
But it stuck to the end of his dick.

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