Anyhow, think about it you lazy bastards.
All the time. Chicks be hanging on the fone waiting 4 me. My name is Tom Rambo yo.
Mostly. Every now and then the object of my fleeting obsession is otherwise indisposed and I must go to plan B. Sometime plan C ...
Half and half. Not sure if these girls know how important I am 
Rarely. Jesus christ, can you just answer the phone, I swear I'm not drunk.
Never. I built an app that just rings one girl after another until one of them answers. I've also hired Sean Connery to do my voiceovers
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