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    Default Tips for Escorts to generate business !

    With the current downturn in the economy, and belt tightening now the norm everywhere, money is getting scarcer for all, including punters, so those sweet ladies- the escorts, will have to give a better service if they want clients to go to them, and spend their decreasing wads of money on them!.
    With this in mind, I now offer escorts some simple tips to help them gain and keep punters, remember- Punters = Money!

    So Escorts, take these tips on board, I am doing this to help yous! so read on, and learn !
    First of all - Smile! Yes a simple smile can do a lot for a punter, how many times have punters (certainly me) went to visit a escort, only to encounter a unsmiling dragon with a pissed off look in her face? I have included a photo of a smiling escort at work, to show yous what a smile is- see below. Now escorts look at this picture, look carefully, memorise it, this is a smile, try to do it with your next punter, its like anything difficult, after you do it once it will be easier next time!

    Next tip, offer the punter a drink, or better still a meal! Yes after the happy ending you should run into the kitchen and cook the punter a meal, look at the second picture, this is a kitchen, you may have wondered what the purpose of this room was, but I can tell you now- you can make food here! you can actually make a meal in this room!
    What do you make? Each punter will be different (much like the favorites that they have in the bedroom) but its Fish and Chips for me please! So get cooking next time!

    And "what next" I can hear you eagerly ask, well you could wash the punters car while he is inside eating the gorgeous meal you have cooked him! I include a picture of this happening- the eager to please escort washing the punters car while he is inside her apartment eating the meal she cooked for him!

    So there you go, 3 simple tips to improve your business during these belt tightening times.
    Now get to work- it goes like this - - Smile, give me a Shag, Cook a meal, and wash my Car!
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    Very nice Dick, but that's what we created the institution of marriage for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carlos marvado View Post
    Very nice Dick, but that's what we created the institution of marriage for.
    All the same, I think a nice cup of tae and a biccie or two on the way out might do the world of good for a lady's popularity.
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    if she cuts the crust off my bread i'll marry her for sure

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    Be FAKE-caughts me out

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    And how the hell ya think i ll make it in the 30 minutes i have with most of the guys???????
    But anyway i do like to cook and i cook good
    kisses
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    Quote Originally Posted by mysterious Diana View Post
    And how the hell ya think i ll make it in the 30 minutes i have with most of the guys???????
    But anyway i do like to cook and i cook good
    kisses
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    Just have his meal prepared before he arrives.... and as soon as he is finished, run into the kitchen and lay it out for him... before you go out to clean his car.... you realy need to be more organised...

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    Default hahahah Dick

    Escort(s): Fanny Hill

    Author: Uncle West.

    Join Date: 25/11/08
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    Location: Dublin

    Incall or Outcall: Incall

    Time / Date: 10pm / 27/02/09

    Duration: 30 Minutes

    Cost: 130

    Review: I was on the bus home and going over a bumpy road.The vibrations up through the bus and thoughts of a dreary night prompted me to phone up Fanny.Went to the apt and at the appointed time and was met at the door by a smiling lady.A decent enough punt but the cabbage was undercooked and the parsley sauce too thinned out for the spuds.Shame because the ham was nice.Wont go back.


    Favourites Enjoyed: Oral, Sex, food.
    Accuracy of Photos: Fairly Satisfied
    Incall Location: Satisfied
    Physical Appearance: Fairly Attractive
    Service Provided: Dissatisfied
    Value for Money: Dissatisfied
    Overall Satisfaction Dissatisfied
    Would You Recommend? Maybe
    Would You See Again?: No

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    See, Irish punters are never satisfied

    Classic Shite, West

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    Quote Originally Posted by anitasizzle View Post
    See, Irish punters are never satisfied

    Classic Shite, West
    i couldnt criticise anyones cooking.I nearly be called the stir fry kid.Sometimes just save time i fry my green beansYoud be surprised there edible.Im getting better now but only after about 10,000 failed attempts.In fact ive destroyed more spuds than the famine.My cooking attempts are legendary.If i opened a take away i could provide ambulances as taxis.I am improving though.Watch this space,watch it carefully for the Return Of The Phamtom Beansprout.

    Thank god for Uncle Bens,
    Westside.

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