you could take a long walk off a short pier (make sure the tide is in or youll probably just hurt yourself instead) while holding some large rocks in your hands.
profit.
you can probably take your pick of angles and virgins then (72 I heard it was )
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
On the plus side if you decide to blow yourself up their would be more than 72 pieces...I am not helping really
I hope no ones monitors this for specific keywords or phrases
Having recently lost the run of myself.....
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