Originally Posted by
Pinkeye
I was walking through town today, when a girl in really tight jeggings walked in front of me. She had a rear like a ripe peach....
She stopped in front of me and bent over. Unbeknownst to me it was to pick up a coin on the street.
Nevertheless I took the chance and slapped her rear, as I did so I spotted said coin being picked up.
She moved in one swift motion from bent over to standing upright and slapping the nose off my face.
Now I ask you fine people....surely this wasnt deserved...
What's an ASS for, if it's not for slapping
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