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    Default Are you one of the 75% ?

    Are you one of the 75% ?

    Thats the 75% of all Irish punters who, according to "THE LIST" have smaller than average sized penises, yes fellow punters, now we know what was going on in your escorts head during that silent few seconds when she first glanced at your cock, there you were, thinking she would be impressed at first sight of your cum cannon gun, when in reality she was saying to herself -"Fuck- what a tiny pee shooter he has!".
    And not just that, they were also telling this to each other, yes- after you left her apartment- 250e lighter, she was probably on her phone, telling all her mates how tiny your prick was, "it was smaller than me little finger! Ha Ha Ha Ha".

    This is a serious matter, fellow punters, it now seems that escorts were not, as we thought, at all impressed by the small size on 75% of us.
    What has caused this shrinkage? Is it years of drinking Guinness? Years of of eating Irish stew? Years of watching Liverpool play football?
    Well its time we did something about it, so lets start a "GET YOUR COCK FIT" Campaign, start doing penis exercises, start lifting weights with your cock, get them BIG again!
    Lets become big penis men again! Instead of escorts laughing about us when we have left, lets have them say - "Fuck, he was a BIG fella!.

    As for the 25% of us who are not small, let me be the first of us to offer all you small penis guys our moral support!
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    I would imagine that 50% have larger than average and 50% less than average size.

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    At least im not in the 75% group.... Admittedly this may be because im not on said list

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    Fecking hell, think i'd rather be small!!

    Hell since it was apparently such a surprise then at least they had the professionalism to not laugh lol..

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    Default The real question is ....

    ......... why do a disproportionate amount of men with a smaller penis visit escorts ?
    I don't believe that Irish men are not very average in terms of size but wonder at the kind of re-assurance that lads on the pee-wee side seem to need.
    When I'm the Minister for Revenge Bertie's ring will be twitching !
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    all i want to know is where did you get this pic of me with the Ex??

    dom

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    Default knob extension

    4 all u chippalotas out there u cud try wiener pump or det do ops. to add on a few inches

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    Default no im not in 75%

    As an escort said to me last week ''u have a good sized dick''!

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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    As an escort said to me last week ''u have a good sized dick''!
    she lied...

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    Never got a complaint before, 7" is a reasonable size. Bigger then average but not scary big

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    Mine is big enough to satisfy myself. so i dont have a problem

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